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gay-nations:

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

edcunningham:

It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, signifying that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.

nostalgiaultra:

*DJs at your wedding*

*plays only power metal and refuses to break eye contact with your father*

2good2bdrew:

And yet again I wake up not in a new Bugatti.

capripamyupamyu:

undercover-witch:

awesomephilia:

 

best one yet

i love that she stands there afterwards with the same look on her face as the rest of us

capripamyupamyu:

undercover-witch:

awesomephilia:

 

best one yet

i love that she stands there afterwards with the same look on her face as the rest of us

whymakswhy:

‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG

STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘

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….Hello…sir…

*nods my head to the beat but misses every single beat*