You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO
it’s 5:30 in the morning and i just discovered that the conch animal have eyes and it’s fucking glorious
the fuck do you know
its literally so fucking stressful how many bathroom stalls ive seen with blood and or poop everywhere like i literally feel like im in silent hill
When i worked in a movie theater in Ybor City Florida, i went to clean late night and someone shitted in the bathroom napkin holder.
Like the automatic one. And i quit right there. I waved my hand on he sensor and a waterfall of shit napkins came out.
imagine someone cutting you off and you slam on ur horn but instead of a beep it’s this
this is seriously the funniest post on this entire god damn website it’s only five seconds long please watch it
In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do