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sigurrossgeller:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"
"I know lmao"

sigurrossgeller:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"

"I know lmao"

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

lilcoffee:

LMFAOOOO

lilcoffee:

LMFAOOOO

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

scrapes:

scrapes:

i defy you heart man

happy vday

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)