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whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

bearie-attack:

thenimbus:

rainboo-ashe:

I’M UNCOMFORTABLE

This hurts me

stop

bearie-attack:

thenimbus:

rainboo-ashe:

I’M UNCOMFORTABLE

This hurts me

stop

dadreversal:

the main ingredient in coke is skeletons

dadreversal:

the main ingredient in coke is skeletons

adreianpayne:

kittening:

themightyglitterpen:

kittening:

i dont think the beatles suck like there are quite a few beatles songs that mean a lot to me personally but fuck john lennon honestly

what’s wrong with john lennon?

it’s really easy to do some quick google searching but he was abusive, culturally appropriative, and generally not a nice person

yeah but imagine was a banger

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

image

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

there can only be a certain number of dentists in the world at any time, no more or less.

monetizeyourcat:

fog-of-lost-souls:

monetizeyourcat:

psychoqueer:

monetizeyourcat:

if you kill a dentist, you become a dentist

what if you kill 2 dentists

you immediately give birth to a second dentist

what if you have a penis

believe in yourself